Talk brat.

Dali Lama (to himself) - “then Stefanovic said ‘I’ll have one with everything’…. and I just stated blankly at him!”

The New Yorker, 18 June 2013.

A tragic porn robbery, USA TODAY.

If this menu is real, and it’s from a Liberal Party fundraiser, it’s in extremely poor taste. See the Moroccan quail: http://tinyurl.com/keqau5n 

People have had enough of the major party duopoly in this country, of Julia Abbott and Tony Gillard

— 

Clive Palmer, PUP Launch.

Palmer also outlined PUP’s immigration policy. There would be no more detention centres, which he likened to ”stalag Nazi camps”, because illegal arrivals would be encouraged to fly. ”Flying from Jakarta is cheaper for them than paying a people smuggler,” Palmer said. ”And they would have all their papers because without them they wouldn’t be able to get on the plane. So we would know where they came from. We could then keep the families together, not separate. We would put them up in a hotel, together, and give them proper legal assistance, with a fair hearing, to determine if they have right of entry. And those who had no right of entry would be sent back.

— SMH, 10 June 2013

cadet-r-kelly:

someone waited their entire life to publish that

(Source: the-penguin-king, via ruinedchildhood)

collegehumor:

Amy Parks Reports From AAMI Park [Click to watch]

…about self-discovery through journalism.

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aphstaffer:

When there’s less than 100 days until September 14…

(Source: not-jesus)

Brian Williams raps Snoop Dogg on Jimmy Fallen