when captions go horribly right
Click here to watch Jason Jones talk to Russian citizens about gay rights on last night’s Daily Show.
Happy Valentine’s Day, from Geoff Shaw.
Shaun Micallef is one of my favourite humans.
so i made australian prime minister valentines
why did i do this what has my life become
(note: all prime ministers from Menzies onward are included, with the exceptions of McEwen, Gorton and McMahon, on the grounds of being too obscure to make any jokes about that anyone would get (also, in McEwen’s case, on the grounds of only being pm for 18 days.))
It’s all well and good to place those restrictions on those entities when you sell them and they’re the 800-pound gorilla in the market, but along comes a 3,000-pound gorilla from somewhere else and all of a sudden the restrictions you put in place are to the great disadvantage of the country and that individual enterprise.
Joe Hockey on Qantas, 12 February 2014.
Greens-voting, high-income, professional couples, with very high participation rates and not too many children. Children cost money, you see, which could be better spent gorilla trekking in Rwanda.
— John Black on Griffith voters, The Australian, 21 January 2014.
Daily Telegraph, 20 Feb 2014.